The Infestation…!

HALP!

Our apartment is being overrun by weird little moth-type bugs!

I’ve tried reasoning with them. I’ve tried making examples of the bold ones and letting the weaker ones escape to spread the word of my wrath. I’ve tried butchering their families. But none of it matters!

Every day I viciously murder more and the next day more are back.

Sometimes the little moth bugs are wearing police outfits to come arrest me for the crimes I have committed against their kind. Sometime they’re in military outfits. Their efforts are futile but so are my efforts to get rid of them.

This stalemate must end!

How do I defeat them? What is their weakness? When will I be free of their torment? How can I wash the blood of their fallen off my hands?

 

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2 comments

  1. Are these critters little or are they bigger critters??? Sometimes you’re father brings home bananas with little flying critters and takes me awhile before I capture them. Have read that putting a small amount of vinegar will attract them and much to my shock the stupid things fly into and drown…… YEA!!!!

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