Day: August 13, 2016

AMA: Do you suspect me of being a super villain?

“Do you suspect me of being a super villain? So not one.”

Since your question was submitted anonymously, I have no idea who you are.

That aside, you are without a doubt a super villain.

I mean, come on. It’s so obvious.

Just ask yourself these three simple questions:

  1. Have you ever committing crimes to further your own goals?
  2. Do you feel compelled to share your plans with the person most likely to succeed in stopping those plans?
  3. Do you find yourself cackling maniacally when no one else is around?

If you answered any of those questions with answers, then you are definitely without a doubt a super villain. Nice try.