Author: Corey Blake

Corey Blake does things on the Internet, and sometimes even in real life.

AMA: Do you have any super powers?

Do you have any super powers?

Of course not! That’s ridiculous and completely not even a something that is happening! Why would you even ask? Not only should you and everyone realize that I do not have superpowers, but also the world governments and their militaries and all super-villains should know that I definitely in no possible way have any superpowers whatsoever.

I mean the very notion… It’s just absurd. I don’t even know how such a thing could even happen. Oh boy, the mighty laughter I enjoyed from having even humored the notion of this completely implausible and impossible fairy tale that could never happen and certainly hasn’t happened to me recently or in the last 3 years.

So unrelated but here’s a picture of me at San Diego Comic-Con 3 years ago. Good times…

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For Your Files: A list of our cat’s names

IMG_1561The written language was created so we would not lose information traditionally passed orally. It is important, even crucial, that we document oral history whenever possible, or risk losing a part of our culture.

To that end, I have documented here all known names and nicknames of our feline family member, one Cleo Kitty Blake. Please update all locally saved and relevant records and files to reflect this data.

Notes for historians:

  • Cleo already had a name when we got her, hence the first entry, but that was quickly abandoned for the more informal Cleo, which is considered her official name of record. Over the ensuing 16 years, variations, permutations, nicknames, and terms of endearment were created. It quickly degenerates into weird vocalizations and songs that aren’t really words.
  • Some names may have already been lost to time. The below captures what is remembered at the date of publication.
  • A number of them use a soft “j” sound, somewhere between “sh” and “jh” or “gh”, not commonly used in American dialects of the English language.
  • Most spellings are descriptive only and have yet to be codified.
  • This list does not include full song lyrics that use these names.
  • This list also does not include phrases used to describe various body parts of Cleo found particularly notable for their cuteness and/or softness.
  • The list is sequenced in an approximate mix of chronological creation and common usage. Additionally, some effort was made to group certain names together based on commonalities and themes.

IMG_2690The list follows as such and thusly:

  1. Cleopatra (her given name)
  2. Cleo (her official name)
  3. Cleo Kitty
  4. Cwee
  5. Cwee-cwa-cwo
  6. The Cleo-est Kitty
  7. Kitty (pronounced “Keetee”)
  8. Kittita
  9. Baby Girl
  10. Little Girl
  11. Honey
  12. Honey Bunches
  13. Sweetie
  14. Beautiful
  15. Darling
  16. Kissable Kitty
  17. Bright Face
  18. Cutie
  19. Cute Face
  20. Cutie Patootie
  21. Cutie Patootie Pants
  22. Cutie Pie-Pie-Pants-Pants-Pie-Pants-Pie-Pants
  23. Chirpie-choo
  24. Muujh Head (sp?)
  25. Muujhie Face (sp?)
  26. Muujh Head Face Pants (sp?)
  27. Bujha-boo (sp?)
  28. Bubshie (sp?)
  29. Bubsharoonie (sp?)
  30. Boo
  31. Boo Bingle (sp?)
  32. Ajhaboo (sp?)
  33. Ajha-bajhoo (sp?)
  34. Ajha-basheebie, Jibie and Jo (sp?)
  35. Poor Cleo
  36. Poor Cwee

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AMA: What’s with the shaggy hair and beard?

Ok so here’s a question for you, whats with the shaggy hair and beard??

I edited this question down to retain the person’s anonymity.

For some context, here’s my headshot from several years ago:

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And here’s a more recent picture:

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Oh geez, I really have let myself go. Oh wait, that’s the wrong picture.

Here we go:

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My hair isn’t quite this long now, although it’s getting there. My beard is much shorter too. But in general, that basic Jesus look is what I’ve had for the last year or two.

Why the change from clean-cut to hippie? The short answer is: I feel like it. I mean, why does anyone look the way they look when it comes to hair?

But there is a bigger answer that I’ve struggled to give in the past. Let’s see how I do today.

Really, I just feel more comfortable. I feel more like myself. And somehow, I feel like I’m not trying to look a certain way for someone or some market or demographic. I’m just being me.

I moved out to Los Angeles at the end of 1999, and for the majority of that time since, I’ve been trying to be an actor. I know, real original. Someone moved out to LA to be a big famous actor. Never heard that one before. What makes it even less original though is that person didn’t become a big famous actor.

Somewhere along the line, I discovered it wasn’t really what I wanted. Pretty much everything that I love about acting is what improv gives me: connecting with an audience, collaborating with other performers and a director, creatively exploring emotions, just making a room full of people laugh is enough for me.

Being in LA, I’ve known a number of people I consider real actors. These are people who take their craft seriously. They dissect scripts, memorize lines, practice emotional beats and blocking. They audition for anything, whether it’s commercials, industrials, short films, TV series. They’ve done cattle calls. They’ll meet with managers and agents, they’ll take classes and workshops with casting directors, they’ll network. They’ll do early call times, they’ll be an extra, they’ll wait all day for their one or two lines. They’ll get the headshots, fine tune their resume, monitor casting sites, update their acting reel. They go after it.

That stuff just wore me down. I suppose between the day job, my wife’s health, and my other creative interests and side projects, it got the short end of the stick. I never devoted the time or energy it needed because life.

I still act in web-series, films and plays when asked. If Joss Whedon or whoever knocked on my door tomorrow and asked if I wanted to be a series regular in a new show or a supporting character in a feature film for the next 6 months, yeah of course. I probably wouldn’t spit in his face.

But I don’t want to fight for it. Not when I have a way to perform every week that doesn’t involve all that other stuff that doesn’t interest me.

So with that gradual realization also came the realization that I was constantly shaving and getting my hair cut and dressing to try to fit the “type” that I was told that I am for casting directors. That’s what you’re taught here: you look like this kind of person, so fulfill that stereotype and you’ll get cast. I tried to do that but I did a really bad job at this (I was bad at a lot of the business side of acting), and I essentially got to the point where I was sick of it. It wasn’t really a conscious decision. I just kept not going to get my hair cut. And kept not shaving.

In the process I ended up feeling a little more comfortable. A little more like me. I was getting to look like whatever I wanted for me. Not for some hypothetical casting director. And that was actually kind of freeing.

So that’s why the shaggy hair and beard.

At least for now. Maybe in 6 months I’ll get over it and look like a halfway respectable member of society again.

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Do we call it Saturday because that was the day we sat around all day long?

Trying to experiment with shorter blog posts. Trying to remind myself I don’t have to write 1,000-word essays every night. Trying to just let this be whatever it ends up being. Trying to start every sentence with “Trying to” just for the sake of emphasis but it’s feeling forced and not really very original.

But yes, that aside, so far so good! I really appreciate the visits, the reading, the likes on Facebook, the retweeting on Twitter, the Ask Me Anything submissions, the comments. I even got a voicemail (that I need to return but come on, it’s 2016, no one talks on the phone anymore; OK actually I’m just lame and need to call you back).

So we’ll keep going! I’ll try for something a little more substantial tomorrow. But no promises! I don’t need that kind of pressure!

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AMA: How do you balance improv with work and family?

“How do you balance improv with work and family without losing your sweet bean?”

Great question!

What helps me is to lock in regular times. Consistency keeps me from getting overwhelmed or unbalanced in any one area.

Thursday nights are always improv nights. It’s when we have rehearsal and then a show later that same night. Mondays through Fridays during the day is the day job. Friday nights is date night. Then there’s occasional extra stuff.

The extra stuff is when I usually get into trouble. I have a hard time saying “no” because I basically want to do everything. I’ve gotten better at this, but it’s very easy to get sucked into doing something every day of the week. I know from experience that I just can’t do that. Not anymore, at least. So I have to be protective of my time.

To make sure I’m actually doing good work at work, I have to do my best to be in bed by 10:30 PM. That sounds so lame, especially for a night owl like me who used to regularly stay up well past midnight, but it just doesn’t work. I like my day job, I’m passionate about it and I want to do good work. So I have to have some discipline around this. It’s not that I always am in bed by 10:30 every night before a work day; I frequently go past that. Often 10:30 is when I start to head to bed. And there are exceptions to the rule for special shows or situations where I know I’m going to be out late. So it’s 10:30-ish. But using that as the goal post helps to keep me from getting warn out, exhausted and then sick. And, you know, fired.

To make sure there’s family time with Nahleen and Cleo, every weekend we’ll go over our calendar for the upcoming week. We’re not quite as disciplined about this as we once were but partly it’s because I’m not quite as crazy at doing 50 million things as I once was. but that regular check-in forces us to communicate and be transparent about the week ahead so that we know we’re on the same page and making sure we’ve reserved time for us. Again, exceptions happen. Last minute opportunities come up, plans have to be changed.

The key is to be flexible and forgiving. Allow for exceptions but make sure they are the exception and don’t become the new unacknowledged rule.

So that’s what’s been working for me. I’d love to hear any other ideas.

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Hey, I made it to Friday! That’s 5 straight days of daily blogging! Thanks for reading!

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(Re-)Reading Uncanny X-Men: The Brood Saga

What must be over a year ago, I started to read the entirety of Marvel Comics’ Uncanny X-Men comic book from the very beginning.

Originally titled just X-Men, the series started in 1963 and is still running today in some form after 53 years. With over 600 issues published, if it were a TV series it would have more episodes than The Simpsons. Issues average 20-22 pages each, so there’s probably about 12,600 pages total. That’s nearly the length of Artamène or Cyrus the Great, considered the longest novel ever published with 13,095 pages over 10 volumes.

So lots to read!

I’ve been sharing my progress on Facebook, and I kept threatening to blog about it, so here we are. It kills me to not transition all my old Facebook posts here but this whole daily blog challenge is about cranking stuff out, not toiling away forever to make it “right”. So we’re going to skip nearly 20 years of comics and start with the last set of stories I just finished reading.

I have no idea if this will appeal to anyone not into comics, but I hope it will. I’ll try to make this accessible. As such, a little background: The X-Men was an underdog superhero comic that became the biggest seller for Marvel in the ’80s and ’90s. Nowadays, they aren’t top dog like they once were. But back in the heyday, they were the cat’s pajamas. Wait, I’m mixing my pet metaphors. Their success was really made by the creative team of writer/co-plotter Chris Claremont and artist/co-plotter John Byrne. This period is most famously remembered for “The Phoenix Saga” and “Days of Future Past”, two storylines that still influence superhero comics today. Creative tension drove Byrne off the book, but Claremont remained for a nearly unprecedented 17 years. His style of writing, using soap-opera plotting techniques and character-driven subplots to balance the action/adventure heroics, redefined superhero and fantasy comics for an entire generation. The success of the book led to spin-offs, which resulted in a blockbuster franchise that turned into video games, cartoons, blockbuster Hollywood films, and more. Claremont left the book in 1991 and since then an ever-expanding roster of creative talent have come and gone, adding their stamp to the lives of these characters.

I was a big reader of X-Men comics in the early ’90s, and had read a lot of the older issues through reprints over the years. But I had never read the entire series, from the very first issue by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, all the way through. With nostalgia-heavy affection for these characters, and a subscription to the Netflix-style subscription service Marvel Unlimited, I decided it was time.

It’s been a lot of fun going through these old stories. Due to their serialized publication, they are very much like magazines in that they are products of their time. Even so, there is a timeless quality to these characters and the themes they address. The fun and passion in these stories shines through. And of course, sometimes there are duds or clunkers too.

The batch of comics I most recently read was Uncanny X-Men issues 160-167, which includes “The Brood Saga”.

During this story, artist Dave Cockrum is replaced by Paul Smith, and what a welcome arrival. Cockrum had been the artist on the book right before the defining run by John Byrne. When Byrne left, Cockrum returned and I was sad to see his art wasn’t at the same level. I don’t know if he was just paired with an inker that didn’t suit his style or if he couldn’t keep up with the monthly schedule or what, but it just didn’t have that old magic. Paul Smith handled the last three issues of this storyline, and right away I was jealous of the alternate universe that’s out there where Paul Smith began his run earlier. Smith brought a really smooth and clean line to the book. I love the body language and acting he gives his characters, I love his page design, I love how he choreographs scenes. There’s a real elegance to his work, but it still suits a superhero comic. One of the things that really struck me was Claremont actually letting Smith’s artwork speak for itself. Claremont can tend to over-script, but there were a couple scenes with not a single word, just letting Smith do some wonderful storytelling. I don’t remember even Byrne getting that kind of breathing room.

For the story itself, The Brood Saga injected some energy and direction into the book. It seemed to be meandering somewhat after Byrne left. While it found some really nice moments, this really locked into something with some heat behind it. X-Men in space is always a little strange but it’s a recurring device in the series that can help cleanse the palate from the mutant angst themes. Even so, it can feel a bit like the X-Men are starring in someone else’s comic. That aside, if you’re going to do an X-Men In Space story, do it like this. This was closer to a horror and suspense story. It was at times trippy, disorienting, and a little gruesome (for an all-ages superhero comic from 1982).

The Brood are an alien race of bug-like gross things. Visually, they are more than a little inspired by the space creatures from the Alien movies starring Sigourney Weaver. But they can talk and shoot guns and fly space ships.

Once again Wolverine gets the spotlight as the coolest guy around, but in the context of the story it makes sense. Due to his adamantium skeleton and healing abilities, he’s the only one that ends up breaking free from The Brood. I want to be a little big vague here because I think there’s a really cool reveal that is actually quite unsettling that is best discovered in the story. Wolverine is the first to figure out this unsettling secret and is tormented over revealing it to his teammates once he helps them escape. Of course, the truth ultimately comes out, and everything works out but the journey there has some unexpected turns and weird mythology building that felt fresh for the series.

There’s some nice character moments throughout this. The big vastness of space is used well to give the characters some breathing room to react to the terrifying reveal.

Peter and Kitty finally verbalize what’s been pretty obvious for awhile: they like like each other. But, she just turned 14 and he doesn’t want to be a pedophile because being in space doesn’t make you not a pedophile. Still, it’s a sweet scene and Paul Smith’s art really relays how tender and sincere Peter is being.

Nightcrawler’s religious side is explicitly revealed for the first time. He has a brief conversation about faith with Wolverine, where he pretty flatly states he’s an atheist.

Storm really takes the news bad, although I didn’t quite buy how she found out.

And Scott makes a vengeful decision to go back and kill the Brood’s Queen, which establishes a darker side to Scott that comes back years later.

The storyline ends with a somewhat anti-climactic battle with their mentor Professor X, where he gets a new body that allows him to walk again. This issue felt a little uneven in compared to the rest of these issues. Even Paul Smith’s art didn’t seem as strong as the previous two issues. But it established that a significant period of time has passed since the X-Men were last on Earth. During that time, he abandoned that weird island in the Bermuda Triangle, rebuilt his school, and had begun to teach a new class of students.

This new class of students starred in the first ongoing spin-off, The New Mutants. Claremont wrote that series too, so I considered reading it along with Uncanny X-Men, but I was talked out of it on Facebook. It would probably distract me and tempt me to read other spin-offs, which ultimately would probably lead me to reading every Marvel comic book. And then I would never finish.

Last thought: I love the little Brood gnawing on Wolverine’s shoulder in the cover image above.

AMA: What Keeps You Motivated to Do Improv Comedy?

“Good start!!!! You’re a great Writer by the way and love reading your thoughts. Of course I might be a little biased but I do think that you have a real talent with words. So what keeps you motivated to do Improv?? Thats a good question to think about and where do you get your ideas??”

OMG, it’s my first Ask Me Anything submission! I’m so excited!

I want to keep these anonymous unless someone explicitly wants to be identified. This person included their name in the submission, and it’s just too sweet and awesome not to mention. So, spoiler warning: that’s my mother. I know!

Honestly, getting this just made my day! I’ve been extremely lucky to always get a lot of support from my parents for my weird passions and creative pursuits, and it really means the world to me to know that they are in my corner.

So, what keeps me motivated to do improv?

It sounds simple, but it’s just pure fun. It’s playtime! I feel like a kid that still gets to play pretend. There’s so much joy in it that most days, I can’t imagine not doing it.

Of course, there are days that the joy just isn’t there. Some shows just aren’t up to the level I want to be doing, and that can get frustrating. Sometimes it feels like I’m in a rut or hit a ceiling.

Sometimes I feel like I’m getting too old to keep doing it without embarrassing myself. Improv is generally a young person’s game. It’s a fresh-out-of-college, just-hit-Hollywood, gonna-conquer-the-world scene. Yes, there are older people that do it, but the improv scene isn’t heavily populated with people over 40. Some days, nothing is more soul crushing than a pop culture reference that is completely alien to me. Or me making a pop culture reference that is too dated, no one else on my team or in the audience has any idea who or what I’m talking about. I may never forget the show where I made a Crystal Gayle reference and literally one person in the audience of a nearly sold-out show laughed. Actually, I kind of enjoyed that moment because the show was on a great roll otherwise, so it was fun to play with that moment.

So yeah, sometimes I consider stopping. Maybe if I felt like I had completely mastered improv and there was nowhere else to go, I wouldn’t be as motivated to continue. I feel like I’m continually learning, continually absorbing what others are doing and trying to make it my own, experimenting with new forms and methods of doing improv.

The unpredictable freedom is thrilling. I love having the ability to respond and adjust to the audience without the constraints of a script. Listening is the improviser’s biggest weapon, and listening to the audience is one of my favorite parts. What makes them laugh, what doesn’t? Every audience reacts differently, and it’s that reaction that guides the show into completely unexpected directions.

Which I guess leads to the second question: where do you get your ideas? I assumed this was asking about coming up with ideas during an improv show.

Every show starts with some kind of “get”. “Can we have a relationship?” or “Can we have a location?” or some kind of bit of information that we get from the audience so we have some starting point. Then we just think of what that thing makes us think about. If the suggestion is A then B would be the next associated thing. Often we try to skip over B and go right to C, meaning the less obvious thing associated to the suggestion. So if the suggestion was circus, probably most people would think of clowns. Someone might also think of trapeze artists. Or circus elephants and the people that train them. It’s somewhat stream of consciousness.

We also get our ideas from each other. Every member of our team is going to have their own take on that suggestion, which inspires the rest of us to do our take on that idea, and so forth. And then as the audience reacts, and as we as performers react, we adjust and go from there. So a scene about a circus could end up being about a monkey going up into space with some astronauts.

Everything around us can inspire us. If a police car screams by the theater, it might get incorporated into the show. If someone’s phone goes off, maybe we turn that into a character’s phone.

If we remain open, there are millions of ideas coming at us. The challenge then is to stay focused enough and not grab every stray thought at the sacrifice of the current idea. It can be really tempting to jump at a really shiny object and make it the new focus.

The performers can turn the show into anything at all. That creative freedom is also what I love about improv, and why I keep doing it.

It also helps that I’m on a team that continually cracks me up, surprises me with their senses of humor, and inspires me to be better than I was last week. They also happen to be wonderful friends. I’ll never forget how each of them went above and beyond in helping out when my wife Nahleen was going through a very difficult summer a couple of years ago. I really feel so lucky that they are part of my life.

I’ve been with The YOU Convention since October 2012! (Geez, I’m 2 months away from my 4th anniversary?!) The current version of the team has been in place, for the most part, since April 2013. Our two newest members joined in February, although they already feel like they’ve been with us for so much longer. We’ve been really lucky that the team’s chemistry and ability to play together has almost always been high. And we now find ourselves the senior team at our home theater, The Improv Space. So, if you’re ever in Westwood near UCLA on a Thursday night, come check us out!

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We Are All Famous to A Few People

“We are all famous to a few people” – Joe Wilson

Joe Wilson is the writer and director of Vampire Mob and PlayShorts. He’s also really good at using social media. He may not have a million followers, but the connections he has made, actual legitimate relationships, are deeper and more meaningful than most social media “experts”.

His approach has always fascinated me. And this quote, which seems to drive much of his philosophy, has always puzzled me.

Are we really all famous? All of us? How can we be famous to a few people when the very definition of being famous is being known by a lot of people? And if everyone is famous, is anyone really famous?

Or maybe Joe is being coy, and he’s actually using the older definition of famous, as in “exceptionally good” (“they got along famously”).

Yeah so, sometimes I get a little too analytical and literal.

The idea of being famous to a few people holds particularly resonance due to the splintering of the entertainment industry. Micro-audiences are forming due to the proliferation of entertainment choices, in large part due to the internet. Musicians you and I have never heard of have passionate followings, even if their enthusiastic fans only number in the hundreds. So yes, it’s entirely possible to be famous to a relatively few number of people.

So that solves the “few people” part of the phrase. But it says “We are all famous”. Not everyone is internet famous or regionally famous.

 

Thinking about it from a different way, how do I respond to famous people? There’s a narrow but significant distinction here between “famous” and “celebrity”. The Kardashians are celebrities, but what are they famous for? Not really anything of any real substance. If you’re famous for something, it’s because you’ve done something noteworthy or have an admired skill. I think recognizing an aspect of admiration toward someone is what can make them famous, even to a few people. There are a lot of people I look up to, or in some way put them above me because of how they think and express themselves or what they’ve been through. These are normal, everyday people but if I see them post something on Facebook, I’m going to read it. If they comment on something I post, I’m going to pay more attention to it. I’m never going to ask for their autograph, but what they do carries more significance to me as though they were famous. 

If you would like a “We are all famous to a few people” shirt of your own, you can order your own here. Proceeds from the sale go toward cancer treatment for Joe’s wonderful wife KZ, so it’s a good cause for good people.

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Thank you to everyone who has reached out to encourage me for this month-long challenge of daily blogging. I can already see this is not going to be easy simply because of my schedule. I’ll probably write more about that at some point. But I’m glad I’m doing it, and I really love the support and the Ask Me Anything submissions I’ve already gotten. I’ll start answering those soon, so please add your own in the form below (and if you’re reading this from an email subscription, you may not see the form, so visit this post directly on CoreyBlake.com). See you tomorrow!

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Blogust: Ask Me Anything, or Get What I Give You and Like It

There are a lot of cobwebs on this website. Time to dust it off.

For the month of August, I’m challenging myself to write and post 1 blog a day.

What will I write about? I have no idea! Every day, I’m forcing myself to come up with something, anything. Maybe it’ll be serious, maybe it won’t. Maybe you’ll like it, maybe you won’t. Maybe it’ll make sense, maybe it won’t.

At the very least, I hope to share a part of me, and give you something to enjoy or think about.

Why am I doing this?

I’ve realized that performing is something that I automatically gravitate toward. A week does not go by that I’m not in a show or rehearsing for a show. It’s just part of what I do, and I have a difficult time not doing it for extended periods of time. In a way, performing may be my most true or natural state.

Writing is not like that for me. I’ve always wanted to be a Writer. Capital “W” and everything. I know writers who are Writers. They are compelled to write and they are fed by it. It’s rarely been that way for me. It’s something I have to force myself to do.

So that’s what I’m doing. Essentually, this is me publicly exercising this muscle again.

Why do it publicly? Peer pressure accountability can be very effective. Also, like with improv comedy, I want to experiment with writing from a suggestion. So if there’s something you’ve always wondered about or always wanted me to talk about, here’s your chance. Below is a form to ask me anything to like. You can even make it anonymous.

Ask me anything about my thoughts and/or involvement in and/or whatever about the following:

Really, anything and everything is on the table. Or if no one submits anything, I’ll just write about whatever pops in my head.

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So if you have any vague interest in me or the things I tend to talk about, this will hopefully be fun for you.

Thanks so much for reading and see you tomorrow!

A New Beginning, or Another Intermittent Update

Remember when this blog was really hoppin’ with regular posts and updates and stuff? Ah those were the days…

I’ve been pointing some people here recently, somewhat reluctantly because I know the first thing they’ll see is a post from last March. Ugh. Easy fix: write something new.

Seems like I’m overdue to check in, anyway, so here goes:

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Vampire Mob issue 1 cover by JM Ringuet

I’m very happy to be serving as creative consultant on the first Vampire Mob graphic novel.

Vampire Mob originated as what the kids call a web-series (even though technology basically allows us to watch anything on our TV, computer, tablet or phone, so the distinction between TV series and web series is becoming increasingly negligible; but I digress…).

Vampire Mob is the story of a mob hit man who at some point decided becoming a vampire would make his job easier. Then he bites his wife. Then she bites her mother. Now all three are all stuck with each other under the same roof for eternity. It’s part dark comedy, part mobster movie, with a little horror on the side.

You can watch both seasons for free here. Season One is good and then it really clicks in place with Season Two. It starred some pretty impressive actors, probably most notably Marcia Wallace, who for 23 years was the voice of Edna Krabappel, the beleaguered fourth grade teacher to her troublemaker student Bart on The Simpsons (a classic show that has been running for so long that even describing it seems completely unnecessary). For another generation, she is remembered as the receptionist Carol Kester on The Bob Newhart Show (another classic show).

Sadly, Marcia Wallace died toward the end of October last year. Vampire Mob writer/director Joe Wilson still had a script for Season Three but he just couldn’t imagine recasting the role of live-in mother-in-law Virginia Jones. But he still had more story to tell and a very invested cult following waiting to see what happened after the cliffhanger ending. So Joe decided to adapt Season Three into a graphic novel.

That’s where I came in. Joe had very little experience with comics, so I’ve helped reveal to him the unique language of comics. I’ve been giving feedback on his scripts, art and production. Joe has been writing on Tumblr about his journey in making his first comic book (or graphic novel; it’s semantics, really). It’s been fascinating to see him navigate this new experience. He’s tireless in his passion to connect with his audience. And I mean he really connects with them, and cultivates a relationship that really means something. Those people turned out to give Joe his most successful crowd-funding campaign. Even people at Indiegogo latched on to the idea of a graphic novel called Vampire Mob and helped promote the campaign.

We’re working with a fantastic artist. JM Ringuet has been published at Image Comics (the home of The Walking Dead) with his own Repossessed, as well as Transhuman by writer Jonathan Hickman (The Manhattan Projects, Marvel’s The Avengers). Each page is flipping us out. He has really brought these characters and the world of Vampire Mob into a whole new dimension. On lettering we have Deron Bennett, who was nominated for an Eisner Award for Best Lettering the beautiful graphic novel Jim Henson’s Tale of Sand, and a Harvey Award for Best Lettering for the graphic novel retelling of the manga/anime Cyborg 009. He’s also writing his own comic book series Quixote. Additional graphic design is being provided by Katharine Holmes of VisualizeSocial, which is providing social marketing support as well. The team is rounded out by PR consultant Lynnaire MacDonald. It’s a pretty awesome team from all over the world. We all come from China, New Zealand, Canada, and the US.

If you would like to buy a copy of Vampire Mob issue #1, you can pre-order a signed copy here. You can get the no-frills e-version of 27 pages of story packed with lots of bonus content for $5. Or you can upgrade to get writer’s commentary, a signed copy, and tons more. I can’t wait to see the issue in person.

So that’s that.

More soon hopefully. Maybe I’ll talk about writing at news aggregator The Inquisitr. Or how I continue to contribute to Robot 6, whose parent site Comic Book Resources recently won the 2014 Eisner Award for Best Comics-Related Journalism (the same category Robot 6 itself was nominated last year). Or… who knows?