Maybe if Julius Caesar had gone to see some good improvisational comedy, March 15 wouldn’t have gone so badly for him. What? Can you prove otherwise?
To ensure you don’t end up on the wrong end of a knife on the floor of the ancient Roman Senate, I would strongly suggest you see me perform with the Magic Meathands at the Westside Comedy Theater in Santa Monica this Friday at 8 PM.
It’s your only chance.