Questions don’t get much more epic than this. This is the biggie, people.
Look, if Archie can’t decide after 60 years…
Actually, this one is pretty easy to me. Betty Cooper. I mean, her mom is named Alice Cooper. Alice Cooper! How could you pass up that opportunity? Every time we visited their parents, I would see how many song references and references to biting the head of a chicken I could work into casual conversation.
Plus, who needs Veronica’s drama? Too spoiled.