Things to do this weekend in LA:

DISASTER – For the entire weekend, the mighty 405 is getting shut down for a 10-mile stretch between the 10 in West LA and the 101 in Sherman Oaks to add a carpool lane, destroy and rebuild some bridges and overpasses, and generally try to improve LA’s worst freeway. Panic ensues. City shuts down. Yes, it’s Carmageddon.

NOTHING. ELSE. IS. HAPPENING.