Do you have any super powers?
Of course not! That’s ridiculous and completely not even a something that is happening! Why would you even ask? Not only should you and everyone realize that I do not have superpowers, but also the world governments and their militaries and all super-villains should know that I definitely in no possible way have any superpowers whatsoever.
I mean the very notion… It’s just absurd. I don’t even know how such a thing could even happen. Oh boy, the mighty laughter I enjoyed from having even humored the notion of this completely implausible and impossible fairy tale that could never happen and certainly hasn’t happened to me recently or in the last 3 years.
So unrelated but here’s a picture of me at San Diego Comic-Con 3 years ago. Good times…
OK, I’m glad we cleared that up.