Tonight’s Viewing: The Muppet Movie

Seeing this movie again for the first time in years tonight.
Post-viewing UPDATE: Even better than I remembered! I never realized when I was a kid how many cameos there are in The Muppet Movie.
One part made me re-think everything I know about all things Muppet.

The above image is from the scene [...]

Microscopic ramen bowl MIGHT be smallest… CNN still checking

CNN reports that Japanese scientists have invented a microscopic bowl of ramen noodle soup.
Well done Professor Masayuki Nakao! This will really kick start the cure for AIDS!
What’s that you say? It won’t help in the fight against AIDS?
Oh. Well surely cancer! How about cancer?
No?
The flu? Baldness? Foot odor?
Huh. Apparently the “project was aimed at developing [...]

Happy Birthday Batman

On May 27, 1939, the Bat-Man made his first appearance with the release of Detective Comics #27. I’m not convinced that’s the exact date the comic hit newsstands, but Wikipedia seems to think so, and lordie knows they would know.
Anyway, Bruce Wayne quickly ditched the hyphen for his costumed identity but not too much else [...]

Happy Memorial Day

In my junior or senior year of high school, I was aggressively pursued by a military recruiter. Looking back, a laughable notion. I was extremely skinny and had no interest in sports or excessive physical activity or conflict of almost any kind. But, I hadn’t fully decided what I was going to do after graduation, [...]

Will NASA get it right?

Tonight NASA will attempt to land on Mars using the Phoenix Mars Lander to explore the red planet’s arctic plains. Only 5 out of 11 attempts to land a spacecraft on the surface of Mars have ever succeeded. Not great odds.
When will NASA figure it out? The reason they have so much trouble sending unmanned [...]

RIP Dick Martin of “Laugh-In”

As you may have heard, Dick Martin died today at the age of 86 from respiratory complications. Comic partners Dan Rowan and Martin hosted the ’60s variety show “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In”.
I remember watching re-runs of the show when I was a wee-lad. While the rest of the cast looked intrinsically attached to the 1960s, [...]

Liked Iron Man? Be a Hero and Help Out

So, how ’bout that Iron Man movie? Pretty cool, huh? You bet it was!
It’s, like, totally over 90% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. It MUST be awesome.
It is so totally the best superhero movie ever in the history of ever since ever first started.
Way.
Yeah, it was tons of fun. You know what’s not fun? Liver failure.
Sorry, [...]

Wedding Mayhem Spreads Across California

In case you hadn’t heard, the California Supreme Court last week overturned a ban on gay marriages, essentially making it legal for same-sex marriages in the state of California. The decision will become effective on June 16th, at which point the entire state will burst into Hellfire and be consumed by righteous fury for its [...]

Oreos face Final Dunking

A tragic accident has struck our nation, if not our entire planet. Every man, woman and child will be feeling this mighty blow for generations to come.
The Associated Press reports that 14 tons of Oreo cookies have spilled onto Interstate 80 between Chicago and Morris, Illinois.
Oh why?! WHY GOD?! Take me instead! But spare the [...]

The Importance of Plumbing

Not five minutes after Aaron Lyons and his lovely lady (and fantastic singer) Kelly Fletcher left our apartment following a scrumptious brunch, we were told there was an incident with the plumbing downstairs and we couldn’t use any water for a couple of hours. Naturally, I suspected Aaron and Kelly probably busted a pipe on [...]